Waitress Script
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Hon, you've put it off long enough.
What?
- You know what.
- You know what.
- Negative.
- Negative.
Come on, negative.
- Come on!
- Dear Lord, pleaseprotect ourJenna
from the hell of unwanted pregnancy.
I don't need no baby.
I don't want no trouble.
I just want to make pies.
That's all I want to do, make pies.
I thought you weren't sleeping
with your husband no more.
He got her drunk one night.
I shouldnever drink.
I do stupid things
when I drink,
like sleep with my husband.
Oh, no!
Looks like a pink line
is forming. Sh*t.
One line or two lines?
One line or two lines?
Two lines! The control line
and the other line,
- the bad line, the 'yes' line.
- Let me see that now.
Two lines, two definite lines.
There's no mistaking them.
What's going on in there?
We have customers!
Where are my waitresses?
Hold your balls straight, Cal.
Jenna ain't feeling well.
What's wrong with her?
It's none of your business,
you blowhard.
I'm fine, Cal!
We'll be right out.
Hurry up!
Hon, you okay?
Shh. I'm inventing a new pie
in my head.
Tomorrow's blue plate special.
I'm calling it
'I Don't WantEarl's Baby Pie. '
I don't think we can write that
on the menu board, hon.
Then I'll just call it
'Bad Baby Pie. '
What's in it, honey?
(singing in hum) 'Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle'
It's a quiche of egg and Brie cheese
with a smoked ham center.
Sounds good, baby.
I ain't nevergoing to get
away from Earl now.
You going to tell him?
I'm not sure.
If my plan comes true and I
can make my big escape from him
in a couple months,
maybe he never even has to know.
Are you sure it's his child?
You know everything I do.
I ain't never cheated.
- Ah...
- I'd never do that.
- Eh...
- I feel sorry for you, Jenna.
I mean, I'd do anything
to meet a man, and Becky's
husband is a senile fruitcake.
- Dawn!
- Well, I'm sorry, it's true.
But now here you are,
married to this handsome guy.
Who's got very good hair.
Who's got very good hair.
And pregnant with
a little girl.
How do you know it's a girl?
- We don't know it's a girl.
- But neither of us
would tradeplaces with you for
one second.
Now would we, Becky?
No, we wouldn't, Dawn.
No, we wouldn't.
Except, just once in my life,
I'd like to be able to make
a pie half as good
as Jenna can make a pie.
- Yeah, me, too.
Oh, come on.
So what if I can make a decent pie?
- Who cares?
- Look at this, Jenna.
As you can plainly see,
my right boob is much higher
than my left boob
and Dawn here has
pasty, pasty skin.
I'm stuck in a marriage
to Droolin' Phil the Invalid,
and Dawn eats TVdinners alone,
but still, we wouldn't
rather be you.
I do have pasty, pasty skin.
Yeah, I know, you're here.
See you tomorrow, honey.
Good luck.
- And if you do tell him you're...
- Shh!
Hey.
Hey.
Hiya there, Earl.
We all just agreed that your hair
is super attractive.
Hooray for you.
- Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!
I don't care if she is a pie genius.
I wouldn't tradeplaces with her.
No, me neither.
You don't look happy to see me.
Are you happy to see me?
Yeah, I'm happy to see you.
Even brought you a piece
of today's special,
'Kick In The Pants Pie. '
(singing in hum) Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle
Cinnamon spice custard.
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